Monday, May 25, 2009

Mike Looks Like Hell, Lumberjacks, And Making Good Money As A Prison Inmate: Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

This week on an all new 10-minute podcast on Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:

---Unshaven and with grease stains on his shirt, Nev asks Mike why he looks like he's trying out for the "Bum of the Month" club.

---Mike and Nev watch a Lumberjack competition on ESPN.

---And Mike serves on a jury and finds out he's making less than a prison inmate who makes license plates.

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Listen to the episode by left-clicking here: Episode 53

Download the episode by right-clicking here: The Things That Matter With Mike And Nev: Episode 53

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Favorite Topics, How We Helped Obama Get Elected, And A Letter That Trumps Them All: The 1-Year Anniversary Of Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

This week on a special one-year anniversary podcast of Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:

---From the "Heath Ledger Was A Closet Gay" theory to "Which Female Presidential Figure Rocked It The Most In A Pants Suit," Mike and Nev discuss their favorite podcast topics over the past year.

---Did you know that Mike and Nev were solo responsible for getting Barack Obama elected? We explain our indisputable theory.

---And a listener asks a question that epitomizes the "Things That Matter" mentality:

"What do you think of porn names? Do they add to or distract from the porn-watching experience?"

Mike: Brilliant.

Nev: Totally.


It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Listen to the podcast by left-clicking here: Episode 52

Download the podcast by right-clicking here: The Things That Matter With Mike And Nev: Episode 52

Monday, May 11, 2009

Teaspoons Vs. Tablespoons, Num Lock Keys, And Sporks: Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

This week on an all new 10-minute podcast on Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:

Mike and Nev are sent a seven-page letter from a reader (that's right: seven pages) and from that letter, make a podcast out of the following topics:

---Teaspoons vs. tablespoons.

---The Num Lock key on computers.

---And sporks.

Nev: I can't believe a guy spent seven pages writing about this.

Mike: Nev, this only covers the first half page.

(pause)

Nev: Whoa.


It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Listen to the podcast by left-clicking here: Episode 51

Download the podcast by right-clicking here: The Things That Matter With Mike And Nev: Episode 51

Monday, May 4, 2009

Mike Goes Gaga Over Chase Bank, Live Sex Acts On Stage, And The Most Boring Listener's Letter Ever: Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

This week on an all new 10-minute podcast on Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:

---Mike insists on starting off the podcast...by talking about Chase Bank.

Nev: This is precisely why I never let you lead.

---How does Chase Bank lead into a discussion about live sex acts on stage? With Mike and Nev, anything is possible.

---And a listerner's letter so boring that if you stop listening to the podcast six minutes in...we'll understand.

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Listen to the podcast by left-clicking here: Episode 50

Download the podcast by right-clicking here: The Things That Matter With Mike And Nev: Episode 50