Monday, May 25, 2009

Mike Looks Like Hell, Lumberjacks, And Making Good Money As A Prison Inmate: Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

This week on an all new 10-minute podcast on Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:

---Unshaven and with grease stains on his shirt, Nev asks Mike why he looks like he's trying out for the "Bum of the Month" club.

---Mike and Nev watch a Lumberjack competition on ESPN.

---And Mike serves on a jury and finds out he's making less than a prison inmate who makes license plates.

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Listen to the episode by left-clicking here: Episode 53

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Sunday, May 17, 2009

Favorite Topics, How We Helped Obama Get Elected, And A Letter That Trumps Them All: The 1-Year Anniversary Of Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

This week on a special one-year anniversary podcast of Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:

---From the "Heath Ledger Was A Closet Gay" theory to "Which Female Presidential Figure Rocked It The Most In A Pants Suit," Mike and Nev discuss their favorite podcast topics over the past year.

---Did you know that Mike and Nev were solo responsible for getting Barack Obama elected? We explain our indisputable theory.

---And a listener asks a question that epitomizes the "Things That Matter" mentality:

"What do you think of porn names? Do they add to or distract from the porn-watching experience?"

Mike: Brilliant.

Nev: Totally.


It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Listen to the podcast by left-clicking here: Episode 52

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Monday, May 11, 2009

Teaspoons Vs. Tablespoons, Num Lock Keys, And Sporks: Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

This week on an all new 10-minute podcast on Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:

Mike and Nev are sent a seven-page letter from a reader (that's right: seven pages) and from that letter, make a podcast out of the following topics:

---Teaspoons vs. tablespoons.

---The Num Lock key on computers.

---And sporks.

Nev: I can't believe a guy spent seven pages writing about this.

Mike: Nev, this only covers the first half page.

(pause)

Nev: Whoa.


It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Listen to the podcast by left-clicking here: Episode 51

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Monday, May 4, 2009

Mike Goes Gaga Over Chase Bank, Live Sex Acts On Stage, And The Most Boring Listener's Letter Ever: Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

This week on an all new 10-minute podcast on Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:

---Mike insists on starting off the podcast...by talking about Chase Bank.

Nev: This is precisely why I never let you lead.

---How does Chase Bank lead into a discussion about live sex acts on stage? With Mike and Nev, anything is possible.

---And a listerner's letter so boring that if you stop listening to the podcast six minutes in...we'll understand.

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Listen to the podcast by left-clicking here: Episode 50

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Sunday, April 26, 2009

Schools With Video Games, Computer Learning Games, And Nev Freaks Out About Getting Older: Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

This week on an all new 10-minute podcast on Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:

---Schools increasingly are using video games to teach young kids how to learn. Mike and Nev ask whether this is right...and if they're too old to sign up. :-)

---Mike and Nev reminisce about computer games that aided in their learning, like Oregon Trail and Carmen San Diego.

---And the trip down Memory Lane causes Nev to freak out about getting older, with age 30 barely three months away.

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Listen to the podcast here:

Download the podcast by right-clicking here: The Things That Matter With Mike And Nev: Episode 49

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Mike's Paperwork Fantasy, Liberal Arts Education, And Porn Careers On The Side: Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

This week on an all new 10-minute podcast on Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:

---Mike dreams of having someone do his paperwork for him. His first step toward achieving this goal? Going to grad school...online.

---Why is Mike going to grad school?

Nev: Is it because your liberal arts degree is useless?

Mike: It is not useless!! Stop saying it's useless!!

Nev: OK OK.

(pause)

Nev: Is it because it's pointless?


---And Mike discusses second jobs. As either a backup singer...or a porn star.

Nev: That's...wide ranging.

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Listen to the episode here:



Download the episode by right-clicking here: The Things That Matter With Mike And Nev: Episode 48

Monday, April 13, 2009

Nev Goes To Bed At 6:30 p.m. On A Friday, Mike's Gray Hairs and Reading Revisited: Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

This week on an all new 10-minute podcast on Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:

---Nev is so exhausted from the work week that he goes to bed at 6:30 p.m. on a Friday. Mike and Nev discuss how high this ranks on the "lame" meter.

---Mike is slowing fighting the battle of the gray hairs, leading Mike and Nev to talk about hair dye.

---And Mike and Nev once again receive a letter imploring them to talk about reading, so they cave and give their thoughts on the importance of literacy.

Mike: Reading is...um....good?

Nev: Yes Mike. Yes it is.

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Listen to the episode here:


Download the episode by right-clicking here: The Things That Matter With Mike And Nev: Episode 47