Monday, August 25, 2008

Olympic "Sports", Why Jennifer Aniston Can't Keep A Man, And How Tony Romo Has Earned "Great Man" Status: Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

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This week on an all-new 10-minute podcast of Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:

---Are some Olympic sports...really sports? Mike and Nev are given a theory and ask to respond.

---For Jennifer Aniston, another man bites the dust. Mike and Nev investigate why this former "Friends" hottie can't keep a man.

---And Carrie Underwood and Jessica Simpson spar over Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. Why Tony's recent sexual conquests put him among the great men of today.

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Listen to the podcast here:


Download the podcast by right-clicking here: The Things That Matter with Mike and Nev: Episode 14

2 comments:

Ramona said...

Couldn't agree more guys. I was watching something called group rhythmic gymnastics during the Olympics and it was basically just a bunch of cheerleaders throwing balls and ribbons around. You know what that's called?

Halftime Entertainment!

Ramona said...

Oh, and another thing...

I think you guys are missing the point on this Jennifer Aniston thing. Yes, a large part of this is her fault. Yes, her biological clock is ticking very very loudly and that can scare off a lot of guys. BUT, the guys you mentioned as saints, Vince Vaughn, Orlando Bloom, John Mayer are notorious heartbreakers and cads. Yes, cads, look it up.

If you'd read your gossip rags, or really any gossip rag in the last six months, you'd know that.

John Mayer practically makes a sport of breakign women's hearts. You should look up the list of women's psyche's he's shredded in the last year.

Plus, she seems to only date younger men. Not exactly the kind of guy who is going to want to settle down and have babies right away.

She did try the nonfamous guy route once, I think she went out with some British model, but that didn't work either because he wasn't looking for anything serious.

So, she has two options: Date Mick Jagger or Pierce Brosnan or some old dude like that. Or date a poor backup dancer. That worked for Britney and I think Mariah and Halle Berry too.