Tuesday, December 30, 2008

A Santa Claus Argument For The Ages and The Stupidity of New Years: Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

This week on an all-new 10-minute podcast on Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:

---Mike and Nev spend basically the entire show continuing last week's argument about the existence of Santa Claus. Special Guest Star: Nev's fiancee.

---And then Mike and Nev squeeze in segments about how New Year's is a stupid holiday, how everything's crowded at New Year's, and then give their New Year's resolutions.

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Monday, December 22, 2008

Is Santa Claus Real, Real-Life Mistletoe, And Holiday Political Correctness: Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

This week on an all-new 10-minute podcast on Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:

---Is Santa Claus real? Mike and Nev go on and on about something that's already been proven,

---When has mistletoe ever been used in real life? Mike and Nev...aren't sure.

---And Christmas as an politically incorrect term? Mike and Nev address this stupidity.

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Download the podcast by right-clicking here: The Things That Matter With Mike And Nev: Episode 31

Monday, December 15, 2008

A Hugh Hefner Scenario, A Coatless Suri Cruise, And Candied Yams: Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

This week on a special listeners choice edition of Things That Matter With Mike And Nev (where the listeners have chosen the topics):

---A listener in Florida gives Mike and Nev a rather awkward Hugh Hefner scenario. Mike and Nev...uh...well, you just have to listen to it.

---A listener in California ponders why Suri Cruise never has a coat on, even during New York winter. Mike and Nev ponder right along.

---And a listener in Nebraska wants to know what Mike and Nev think of candied yams.

Nev: That question made the top 3?

Mike: Sadly.

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Download the podcast by right-clicking here: The Things That Matter With Mike And Nev: Episode 30

Monday, December 8, 2008

The Rising Cost Of Double Cheeseburgers, Names That Start With The Letter O, And Pez: Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

This week on an all new 10-minute podcast of Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:

---McDonalds has raised the price of their double cheeseburgers to $1.19. Mike and Nev lament this latest scar on society.

---Which first names start with the letter O? Mike and Nev brainstorm.

And Mike and Nev talk about...pez.

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Sunday, November 30, 2008

Tweens' Love For Vampires, Female Bosses, And The Hottest New Celebrity: Gas Prices: Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

This week on an all-new 10-minute podcast of Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:

---The movie "Twilight" has taken the movie world by storm. Mike and Nev discuss the reason why there's a market for tweens who fall in love with vampires.

---"Twilight" was made by a female director, which cause Mike and Nev to swap war stories about former female bosses. (Well, really Nev; Mike likes talented, smart females)

---And the hottest celebrity in Hollywood is...falling gas prices? Mike and Nev debate Arco and Shell's sudden popularity with the public.

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Tuesday, November 25, 2008

The History of Thanksgiving, The Absence Of Corn, And Giving Thanks To The Things That Matter: A Mike And Nev Turkey Day Tribute

This week on an all-new 10-minute podcast of Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:

---Thanksgiving is upon us!! Mike and Nev provide an educational lesson and talk about the history of Thanksgiving.

Nev: The pilgrims wanted pizza, but Dominos was closed. So the Indians showed up with turkey.


Mike: Uh...yeah.

---Whatever happened to Thanksgiving corn? Mike and Nev discuss the recent absense of this vegetable at the Thanksgiving table.

---And Mike and Nev say what they're thankful for ... besides chili dogs, Hugh Hefner and ESPN.

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Download the podcast by right-clicking here: The Things That Matter With Mike And Nev: Episode 27

Sunday, November 16, 2008

The Best James Bond Ever, Starting A Fire To Avoid Marriage, And The World's Fattest Man Gets Married: Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

This week on an all new 10-minute podcast on Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:

---The newest James Bond movie is out in theaters. Mike and Nev debate: Who was the greatest 007 actor of all time?

---A man sets a hotel on fire in Japan to avoid getting married. Plus, the guy already had a wife. Mike and Nev ask:

What the...

---And the world's heaviest man gets married in Mexico. Mike and Nev put on their scientific hats and try to figure out whether consummation of the marriage was possible.

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Sunday, November 9, 2008

Mike's (Imagined by Nev) Leaf Fetish, Barack's Greatest Challenge, And Is Lindsay Hotter Than America? Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

This week on all new 10-minute podcast of Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:

---Mike plays with leaves.

.....

It will make sense when you listen. :-)

---He beat Hillary Clinton. He embarrassed John McCain. But Mike and Nev ask whether President-Elect Barack Obama can overcome his greatest challenge in 2012: Sarah Palin.

Mike: Dude, how can she win? She's dumb and has nothing but her looks.

(pause)

Mike: Ah.

---And Lindsay Lohan is feuding with America Ferrera. Is it because Lindsay is suddenly threatened by the former chubby-girl-turned-Latina hottie? Mike and Nev discuss whether America has overtaken Lindsay on the hot-as-hell meter?

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Thursday, October 30, 2008

Candy, Costumes And Scary, Scary Stories: Mike And Nev's Things That Matter Halloween Special

(Mike and Nev will be back with an all-new podcast the second week of November. Until then...amuse yourselves.)

This week on a special Halloween episode of Things That Matter With Mike and Nev:

---Only in America: Making a holiday out of ghosts, goblins and candy. Mike and Nev break down the Halloween spirit.

---What was the weirdest costume you ever wore? Mike and Nev share their stories.

Mike: I was a block of cheese.

OK.

---And what was the scariest story of 2008? Mike and Nev offer their opinions.

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

And this week, it's SPOOKY!!!!

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Sunday, October 26, 2008

A Warcraft Psycho, Same Sex Marriage, And Obama's Very Own Flag: Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

(Mike and Nev will be airing a special All Hallows Eve podcast on Oct. 31. I know: We're frightened too.)

This week on an all nev 10-minute podcast on Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:

---People around the world love the online role playing game Warcraft. But apparently there's one guy who plays 30 characters at once, using 11 computers simultaneously. Mike and Nev talk about how this individual...likely has no friends.

---Mike and Nev take a rare serious tone on why Proposition 8 -- which would ban same-sex marriage in California -- is wrong. C'mon guys, vote No on 8 come Nov. 4!!

---And speaking of politics, did you know that the Republicans actually thought that Obama came out with his own personal flag? Mike and Nev discuss why the Republicans this election year...are just plain stupid.

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Sunday, October 19, 2008

Angelina Breastfeeding, Madonna Divorcing, And Mike Running For Chicks: Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

This week on an all-new 10-minute podcast of Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:

---Angelina Jolie will be shown breastfeeding on an upcoming magazine cover. Mike and Nev talk about how this will bridge the cap between those who feel breastfeeding is a natural, beautiful act, and those who think Angelina is hot as hell.

---Madonna is getting a divorce from Guy Ritchie. Mike and Nev wonder whether the music legend is going through a mid-life crisis.

---And Mike has launched a new blog about his marathon training. Mike and Nev discuss whether mikesmarathondiary.blogspot.com will help him meet chicks.

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Sunday, October 12, 2008

Lethal Weapon 5, Beverly Hills Cop 4, And Tom Cruise's Comeback Continues With Shrek 4: Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

This week on an all-new 10-minute podcast of Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:

---Ever since his Jew-hater tirade, Nev's fiancee has forbidden him from seeing any more Mel Gibson tirades. But now Mel is rumored to star in Lethal Weapon 5, one of Nev's favorite all-time movie series. Mike and Nev discuss how he can see the movie without getting his testicles cut off.

---Eddie Murphy is set to star in Beverly Hills Cop 4. Mike and Nev ponder the unexpected return of Axel Foley.

---And the Tom Cruise comeback continues. Tommy Boy will likely provide a voice in Shrek 4. Mike and Nev talk about why it's important for the controversial superstar to continue to star in "slam dunk" movies.

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Sunday, October 5, 2008

Lindsay Lohan's Bedroom Role, Laws Against Baggy Pants, And Miley Cirus' Older Boyfriend: Things That Matter With Mike And Nev)

(mikeandnev@yahoo.com Where listeners' praise is revered, and where listeners' criticisms go to die.)

This week on an all new 10-minute podcast of Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:

---Now that Lindsay Lohan is talking gay marriage, Mike and Nev discuss: Is Lindsay pitching or catching in the bedroom?

---A law against baggy pants gets overturned. Mike and Nev ask: WTF?

---And is Miley Cirus, at age 16, dating a 20-year-old? Mike and Nev wonder: Isn't that...like...wrong?

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Sunday, September 28, 2008

A Salute To Football's Barbarism, The Cost Of Celebrating Jewish New Years, And Text Messages While Driving: Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

(Mike and Nev think you're cool. Do you think we're cool? Tell us how cool we are at mikeandnev@yahoo.com Cool? Cool.)

This week on an all-new 10-minute podcast of Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:

---The NFL and college football seasons are well underway. Mike and Nev pay a tribute to the brutality of the sport, making it oh so American.

---It's the time of the Jewish New Year. Mike and Nev point out the exorbitant cost that many temples charge if you want to pray.

---And according to a study, texting while driving is dangerous.

(Mike: They spent millions of dollars to figure that out?)

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Sunday, September 21, 2008

Tina Fey's Sarah Spoof, Seeing Russia From Alaska, And An SNL Actress Makes The Hollywood Leap: Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

(Mike and Nev are tech-savvy. So tech-savvy, in fact, that they set up an e-mail address so that you can tell them how wonderful they are. Write them at mikeandnev@yahoo.com)

This week on an all-new 10-minute podcast of Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:

---The Internet is buzzing over Tina Fey's spoof of Sarah Palin. Mike and Nev discuss why it's so much fun to make fun of the potential MILF VP candidate.

---Can you see Russia from Alaska? Mike and Nev give listeners a geography lesson.

---And Amy Poehler is leaving Saturday Night Live. Mike and Nev ponder whether she can follow in the footsteps of other former SNL stars and become a major Hollywood actress.

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Sunday, September 14, 2008

The Shannen Doherty-Jennie Garth Debate And Sarah Palin's Hotness Factor: Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

(Write to mikeandnev@yahoo.com even if you have nothing to say.)

This week on an all-new 10-minute podcast of Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:

---Mike didn't want it, but popular demand decreed: Mike and Nev discuss who is hotter then and now: Shannen Doherty or Jennie Garth?

---And in an argument so powerful that Mike and Nev actually had to eliminate a segment, we debate Sarah Palin's hotness factor and segue into what the real political issues really are.

(Note: Nev thinks the real issues involve hot women)

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Download the podcast by right-clicking here: The Things That Matter With Mike and Nev: Episode 17

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Nev Gets Engaged, Nev Gets Engaged And Nev Gets Engaged (Sensing A Theme?): Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

(Wish Nev a happy engagement at mikeandnev@yahoo.com Mike will read the e-mails too and seethe with jealousy.)


This week on an all-new 10-minute podcast of Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:

---It's official!! After more than seven years, Nev pops the question to his longtime girlfriend -- and Mike's cousin -- Ramona. What made Nev make the leap?

---Nev has been engaged for approximately eight minutes and people are already asking when the wedding will be. Mike and Nev discuss why people actually think they're going to get an answer to this question.

---And it's already begun: Nev's new fiancee is going over wedding options and referring to everyone of her choices as "we." Mike and Nev ask how this can be when Nev hasn't said anything since "Will you marry me?"

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Sunday, August 31, 2008

Headline: Guitar Hero Nutjobs, Katie Holmes vs. Maggie Gyllenhaal, and Texas Teachers Being Allowed To Shoot Students: Things That Matter With Mike An

(Lowering your cholesterol improves your health. To ask Mike and Nev for more helpful life tips, write to them at mikeandnev@yahoo.com)


This week on an all-new 10-minute podcast of Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:

---A kid in North Carolina drops out of high school to play Guitar Hero full time. Mike and Nev discuss this latest blot on the pages of American society.

---Who rocks it better in Batman: Katie Holmes or Maggie Gyllenhaal? A special Mike and Nev debate.

---And a school district in Texas allows its teachers to carry guns in the classroom. Mike and Nev ask: Too far?

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Monday, August 25, 2008

Olympic "Sports", Why Jennifer Aniston Can't Keep A Man, And How Tony Romo Has Earned "Great Man" Status: Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

(Mike and Nev believe that we are all equal under God...except for USC and Raider football fans, who have preferred status. To tell us your beliefs, write us at mikeandnev@yahoo.com)


This week on an all-new 10-minute podcast of Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:

---Are some Olympic sports...really sports? Mike and Nev are given a theory and ask to respond.

---For Jennifer Aniston, another man bites the dust. Mike and Nev investigate why this former "Friends" hottie can't keep a man.

---And Carrie Underwood and Jessica Simpson spar over Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. Why Tony's recent sexual conquests put him among the great men of today.

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Monday, August 18, 2008

Our New Theme Song, Feelin' The Love From Oregon, And Heath Ledger Revisited: Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

(Mike and Nev won't listen to your opinion. But they will string you along like most straight males. Get strung allow by sending them a note at mikeandnev@yahoo.com)

This week on an all-new 10-minute podcast of Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:

---The long search for a new theme song is over!! Mike and Nev show off their new tune.

---The men of Ashland, Oregon, have spoken!! They have voted Mike and Nev the No. 1 podcast in their fair city.

---And listeners respond to Mike and Nev's Heath Ledger "closet gay" theory. Guess what? Mike and Nev respond right back. (Fight fight fight!!)

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Monday, August 11, 2008

The Ban Of L.A. Shopping Bags And Baseball Peanuts, And Matthew McConaughey's Special Birthing Dance: Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

(Mike and Nev encourage you to listen to this podcast while drunk. Because it's funnier that way. Then leave drunken comments either on this Web site or at mikeandnev@yahoo.com)

This week, on an all-new 10-minute podcast of Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:

---Los Angeles is banning plastic shopping bags starting in 2010. Mike is all for this, but Nev is furious that the whole "green movement" is finally forcing him to change.

---Major League Baseball is starting to ban peanuts to assist those with major food allergies. Mike and Nev discuss whether this is worth a huge change to the great American Pastime.

---And Matthew McConaughey did a tribal dance while his girlfriend was giving birth. Mike and Nev get the public's reaction.

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Sunday, August 3, 2008

Theme Music, Dumb Action Movies, and Men And Women Getting Older: Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

(Mike and Nev like getting love letters and stalker threats from adoring fans. To do so, write to them at mikeandnev@yahoo.com)

This week, on an all-new 10-minute podcast of Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:

---You've asked for it, and Mike and Nev have listened. The dynamic duo begin playing around with THEME MUSIC!!!!

---The Mummy 3 -- starring dear friend Brendan Fraser -- has hit the theaters. Mike and Nev discuss the resurgence of dumb action movies.

---And Mike has just turned 24. Nev is about to turn 29. We discuss getting older and how men and women handle getting older differently. Here's a sneak peak: Women don't handle it well. :-)

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Sunday, July 27, 2008

Brenda Walsh Returns, Victoria Beckham Is 'Low Maintenance' And Male Short Shorts (Sadly) Make A Comeback: Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

(Do you want to give Mike and Nev a piece of your mind? Or kind, encouraging words of wisdom? Or stock tips? E-mail them at mikeandnev@yahoo.com)


This week on an all new 10-minute podcast of Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:


---Shannon Doherty (remember her?) returns to play Brenda Walsh on the new 90210. Does she need the money? How will she get along with Jennie Garth? And will she finally do scenes with black people?


---Victoria Beckham calls herself low-maintenance. No, we're not kidding.


---And warning warning warning!!! Male short-shorts are rising again in popularity. Mike and Nev hold each other for support.


It's stupid.


It's pointless.


It's irrelevant.


It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Sunday, July 20, 2008

A Heath Ledger Theory, A-Rod - Madonna, and Moronic Celebrity Baby Names: Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

This week, on an all new 10-minute podcast of "Things That Matter With Mike And Nev":


---Was Heath Ledger, may he rest in peace, a closet gay? (Nothing wrong with that, by the way). Mike and Nev offer a theory.


---The A-Rod - Madonna saga. Why is A-Rod wasting time with a rock star has been? Why does Madonna bother with a dumb jock? Mike and Nev look at both sides of the coin.


---And celebrities naming their kids Jaggar, Honor, Sunday, Kal-el. Mike and Nev ask: Why?


It's stupid.


It's pointless.


It's irrelevant.


It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Monday, July 14, 2008

THINGS THAT MATTER WITH MIKE AND NEV...

...will not be broadcast this week so we can focus on making improvements to make your "Things That Matter With Mike And Nev" podcast experience even better!!!!

Mike: In other words, Nev was at a barbecue in Cerritos all day Saturday and lost track of time.

Nev: Well, Mike was busy making shadow puppets with his visiting uncle.

Mike: Well, Nev insisted on going to the Dodger game on Sunday.

Nev: Well, Mike still hasn't gotten around to getting his driver's license since he moved back to town.

Mike: Well, Nev uses too much gel in his hair!!

Nev: Well, Mike has no fashion sense!!

Mike: Well, Nev is technologically MORONIC!!!!

Nev: Well, Mike went to a LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGE!!!!

(pause)

(Mike's lower lip begins to quiver)

Nev: Oh geez Mike, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have gone there.

Mike: Then why did you say it?

Nev: I don't know, it was just a heat-of-the-moment thing. I didn't mean it.

Mike: There's nothing wrong with going to a liberal arts college.

Nev: No, none at all. You got a good education.

Mike: I worked hard in school.

Nev: You did, Mike, you did. And we were all proud of you.

Mike: Really?

Nev: Yeah.

(pause)

Mike: Oh Nev, why do we always hurt each other so?

Nev: Because I think it's easier than saying what you really feel.

Mike: You're right.

Nev: Yeah.

(pause)

Mike: You wanna hug?

(pause)

Nev: No.

:-)

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

Tune in next week for an all new episode!!

Sunday, July 6, 2008

God Bless America (a.k.a. Taxes And People Butchering Our National Anthem): A Things That Matter July 4 Special

This week, on a special 10-minute Fourth of July edition of Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:


---Taxes.

---Fireworks.

---And people singing the National Anthem in 156,000 different ways.



In short:

America.


:-)



It's stupid.


It's pointless.


It's irrelevant.


It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Sunday, June 29, 2008

Hollywood's New Portrayal of Robots, Alcatraz Hotel, And First Lady Cookie Recipes: Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

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(Mike and Nev love you. But if you don't keep listening to their podcast and leave them comments at mikeandnev@yahoo.com, that love will turn into raging "Fatal Attraction-like" jealousy.)


This week on an all-new 10-minute podcast of Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:


---"Wall-E" is out in theaters, and -- unlike his Terminator and many of his Transformer counterparts -- this robot is a a good guy!! Mike and Nev discuss this latest Hollywood trend.


---A luxury hotel...at Alcatraz? It might happen. Mike and Nev break the news.


---And according to Family Circle Magazine, whichever potential First Lady makes the best cookies will end up in the White House. Mike and Nev couldn't make this stuff up if they tried.


It's stupid.


It's pointless.


It's irrelevant.


It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Monday, June 23, 2008

Teen Pregnancy Goes Hollywood, Jen And John Eat Lunch, And Is Tiger Woods Milking His Owie? Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

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(Want to take Mike and Nev head on? Meet them in the alley...or write them at mikeandnev@yahoo.com. The choice is yours.)


This week on an all-new 10-minute podcast of Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:


---Jamie Lynn Spears gives birth to a baby girl. Juno was nominated for an academy award. Is teen pregnancy becoming Hollywood cool? And are parents are doing a good-enough job teaching their daughters that men are pigs?


---Jennifer Aniston eats a chopped salad. John Mayer has a ham sandwich. People Magazine and Mike and Nev are all over this huge story.


---Tiger Woods plays 91 holes of golf on a bum knee!! But wait a minute: It was spread out over five days. And isn't Tiger allowed to use a golf cart? Mike and Nev discuss this act of "bravery."


It's stupid.


It's pointless.


It's irrelevant.


It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Sunday, June 15, 2008

P. Diddy's Name Change, The Hulk 'Re-Imagining' And Lindsay Lohan's Lesbianism: Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

(Mike and Nev love hearing from people...even if you have mean, hurtful things to say. E-mail us at mikeandnev@yahoo.com)


This week on the greatest 10-minute podcast in the land, Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:


---The new Incredible Hulk movie has come out. It's not a sequel, it's a "re-imagining." Mike and Nev discuss whether that just means the first movie sucked so bad that it needed a do-over.


---P. Diddy has changed his name more times than international fugitives, and now he wants to go back to Puff Daddy. Why do entertainers feel the need to change their identity?


And in this week's Thing That Really Matters:


---It's Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Watch, Week 3. Is Lindsay just experimenting? And is there any such thing as a bi-sexual male?


It's stupid.


It's pointless.


It's irrelevant.


It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Sunday, June 8, 2008

Hillary Clinton: Did Losing The Pant Suits War Cost Her The Election? A Thing That Matters With Mike And Nev

The news stations talked about her strategy.

The political "experts" analyzed her message.

But on a special presidential analysis on Things That Matter With Mike and Nev, we pose the real question on everybody's minds:

Did Hillary Clinton lose because Michelle Obama and Cindy McCain look a hell of a lot better in pants suits?

Mike and Nev: Giving you...the real story.

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Monday, June 2, 2008

Kim Cattrall's Breasts, Suri Cruise And Her Sippy Cup, And Lakers-Celtics Baby!! Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

The people have spoken and Mike and Nev have listened: Exclusively on www.mikeandnev.blogspot.com, this week's podcast -- and indeed, all podcasts from here on in -- is shorter (10 minutes) for your listening and downloading pleasure.

And within those 10 minutes, we talk about:

---The new Sex And The City movie. Kim Cattrall's breasts on the big screen!! (Mike: "I'm excited!!" Nev: "Please keep your legs closed.")

---What does America have to say about Suri Cruise -- the 2-year-old daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes -- drinking out of a sippy cup?

---And LAKERS VS. CELTICS IN THE NBA FINALS!!!! What this means for society as a whole.

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

Only at www.mikeandnev.blogspot.com

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Monday, May 26, 2008

Tampering With The Purity Of Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwiches: A Thing That Matters With Mike And Nev

Nev says only white bread belongs on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Mike says wheat bread is the way to go.

But they agree on one thing:

Peanut butter and jelly in the same jar?

No.

Hell no.

Also on the show:

---Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. The dude still looks good with his shirt off, but is Harrison Ford too old to play Indy? (don't worry, no spoilers)

---Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson. Tony splits with his latest tight end. Is this a good move for the QB?

---And the National Hockey League affirms a ban preventing Detroit hockey fans from throwing octopus onto the ice.

Yes, we're serious.

Sadly.

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

(Give someone an early Christmas present. Tell them about
www.mikeandnev.blogspot.com It doesn't even need a bow.)


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Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Thank-You Cards: Beautiful, Honored Tradition? Horrible, Barbaric Practice? A Thing That Matters With Mike And Nev

Folks, after weeks of rumors, whispers and coverage in all the tabloids, it's official: the first podcast is up and running!! And what else could the first topic be than one of our most popular: Thank-you cards. Is this an honored tradition or a barbaric practice? Mike and Nev debate.

Also on the podcast:

---Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer. We discuss Jen's latest man and ask whether she has commitment issues.

---Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Twins are coming for Brangelina. Have these two ever heard of contraceptives?

---And a lesbian sex scene between Scarlett Johannson and Penelope Cruz!?! (yes, we're serious)

All this and much more.

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter with Mike and Nev.

Tell a friend.

:-)



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www.nevdogg.blogspot.com. Simply put: The best blog in the blog universe (Nev really thinks so!!)

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