Sunday, July 27, 2008

Brenda Walsh Returns, Victoria Beckham Is 'Low Maintenance' And Male Short Shorts (Sadly) Make A Comeback: Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

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This week on an all new 10-minute podcast of Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:


---Shannon Doherty (remember her?) returns to play Brenda Walsh on the new 90210. Does she need the money? How will she get along with Jennie Garth? And will she finally do scenes with black people?


---Victoria Beckham calls herself low-maintenance. No, we're not kidding.


---And warning warning warning!!! Male short-shorts are rising again in popularity. Mike and Nev hold each other for support.


It's stupid.


It's pointless.


It's irrelevant.


It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Listen to the podcast here:


Download the podcast here: The Things That Matter with Mike and Nev: Episode 10

Sunday, July 20, 2008

A Heath Ledger Theory, A-Rod - Madonna, and Moronic Celebrity Baby Names: Things That Matter With Mike And Nev

This week, on an all new 10-minute podcast of "Things That Matter With Mike And Nev":


---Was Heath Ledger, may he rest in peace, a closet gay? (Nothing wrong with that, by the way). Mike and Nev offer a theory.


---The A-Rod - Madonna saga. Why is A-Rod wasting time with a rock star has been? Why does Madonna bother with a dumb jock? Mike and Nev look at both sides of the coin.


---And celebrities naming their kids Jaggar, Honor, Sunday, Kal-el. Mike and Nev ask: Why?


It's stupid.


It's pointless.


It's irrelevant.


It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Listen to the podcast here:


Download the episode here: The Things That Matter With Mike and Nev: Episode 9

Monday, July 14, 2008

THINGS THAT MATTER WITH MIKE AND NEV...

...will not be broadcast this week so we can focus on making improvements to make your "Things That Matter With Mike And Nev" podcast experience even better!!!!

Mike: In other words, Nev was at a barbecue in Cerritos all day Saturday and lost track of time.

Nev: Well, Mike was busy making shadow puppets with his visiting uncle.

Mike: Well, Nev insisted on going to the Dodger game on Sunday.

Nev: Well, Mike still hasn't gotten around to getting his driver's license since he moved back to town.

Mike: Well, Nev uses too much gel in his hair!!

Nev: Well, Mike has no fashion sense!!

Mike: Well, Nev is technologically MORONIC!!!!

Nev: Well, Mike went to a LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGE!!!!

(pause)

(Mike's lower lip begins to quiver)

Nev: Oh geez Mike, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have gone there.

Mike: Then why did you say it?

Nev: I don't know, it was just a heat-of-the-moment thing. I didn't mean it.

Mike: There's nothing wrong with going to a liberal arts college.

Nev: No, none at all. You got a good education.

Mike: I worked hard in school.

Nev: You did, Mike, you did. And we were all proud of you.

Mike: Really?

Nev: Yeah.

(pause)

Mike: Oh Nev, why do we always hurt each other so?

Nev: Because I think it's easier than saying what you really feel.

Mike: You're right.

Nev: Yeah.

(pause)

Mike: You wanna hug?

(pause)

Nev: No.

:-)

It's stupid.

It's pointless.

It's irrelevant.

It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

Tune in next week for an all new episode!!

Sunday, July 6, 2008

God Bless America (a.k.a. Taxes And People Butchering Our National Anthem): A Things That Matter July 4 Special

This week, on a special 10-minute Fourth of July edition of Things That Matter With Mike And Nev:


---Taxes.

---Fireworks.

---And people singing the National Anthem in 156,000 different ways.



In short:

America.


:-)



It's stupid.


It's pointless.


It's irrelevant.


It's Things That Matter With Mike And Nev.

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Listen to the podcast here:


Download the episode here: The Things That Matter with Mike and Nev: Episode 8